Archive | Mei 2010

Humor : Ten commandments of marriage

Wah, posting humor lagi ah… heheh…

If you are a married man or woman, you must agree with the 10 commandments of marriage below.

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand –
and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”

Dari : Puran Dodani

Mr. Bean’s letter to Bill Gates.

Heheh… Wah, dah jarang update blog ya… Lagi sibuk akhir-akhir ini.
Nih mau bagi-bagi humor dulu… Kadang-kadang posting blog yang tidak serius ga apa apa kan?

My Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

I’ve bought a computer for my home and I’ve found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. I request you to please check this.
2. One doubt is, whether any ‘Re-Scooter’ is available in System..? Cos I find only ‘Re-cycle’, as I own only a scooter.
3. I recently learnt ‘Microsoft Word’, now I want to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’. So, when will you provide that?
4. There is ‘microsoft office’, but what about ‘microsoft home’ since I use this at home only.
5. One personal question, how is it that your name is ‘Gates’ but you are selling ‘Windows’; instead of ‘Doors’..!!

Awaiting Reply.

With best regards,
Mr. Bean.

Dari : Puran Dodani

Mengetahui password memory card handphone nokia symbian s60

Pernahkah terkadang, anda sudah memasang password memory card anda di hp, lalu suatu saat, anda pun melupakannya. Kemudian ketika anda menghubungan memory card di pc anda dengan card reader pun tidak terbaca?

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Untungnya, ada suatu trik yang bisa membuat anda mengetahui password memory card anda.

Perhatian : Untuk mengikuti tutorial ini hp anda harus bisa membuka isi memory card. Jika anda sudah melakukan hard reset, sehingga memory card tidak bisa dibuka, maka tutorial ini tidak akan membantu.

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